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3月27日

OMG, 天上掉馅饼给我了!

受到一封馅饼邮件。

From: Mr. Desmond Rhodes. <desmond.rhodes@yahoo.com>

MAY THE ALMIGHTY PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

As you read this; I don't want you to feel sorry for Me, because, In
believe everyone will die someday.

My name is DESMOND RHODES , a British merchant in Caribbean Island I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer, which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for.My health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I have since lost my power of speech and can only manage to write now,as that has been the only way I am able to communicate.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich,I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my
business as that is the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this
as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or
make all the money in the world.
 
I want the Almighty to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I
have decided to give all to charity organizations, as I want this to be
one of the last good deeds I do on earth
. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the Caribbean Island,London
and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly,

I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money which I have there to
charity organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to
themselves.Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be
contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which only few of them knows of is the huge cash
deposit that I have with a security firm.I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

You can reach me through my private mail :desmond_rhodes1@myway.com

May the Almighty remain with you as you do?

DESMOND RHODES.

这个我得follow-up啊。Stay tuned.

 

3月24日

D版

发信人: zincli (m(-~-)m), 信区: Joke
标  题: zz看到一张盗版的windows光盘
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 23 08:36:02 2007), 转信

发信人: CARLity (脑子疼), 信区: Joke
标  题: 看到张盗版windows光盘
发信站: 瀚海星云 (2007年03月23日13:15:30 星期五), 站内信件


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3月14日

Windows Live Messager I'm - Making a difference!

There is an "i'M" campaign recently launched to raise money for charity and promote Messenger.

 

 If you put *naf on your Messenger name (and use Messenger 8.1) then Microsoft will donate money to the National AIDS Fund everytime you use Messenger.

 

There are a few other charity choices. Check out: http://im.live.com/Messenger/IM/runonce/?source=homepage

 

It's simple to join the i’m initiative if you already have version 8.1 of Windows Live Messenger.

  1. From your Contacts window, click the arrow next to your name and select "Options". 
  2. Next to your name, type one of the following codes, including the asterisk, for the cause you'd like to support.
    Text Code Cause
    *red+u American Red Cross
    *bgca Boys & Girls Clubs of America
    *naf National AIDS Fund
    *mssoc National MS Society
    *9mil ninemillion.org
    *sierra Sierra Club
    *help StopGlobalWarming.org
    *komen Susan G. Komen for the Cure
    *unicef U.S. Fund for UNICEF
  3. Click "OK" to complete the sign-up process. 
3月13日

牧师和姊妹情不能禁咋办?

真事啊同志们,最近的事,地点嘛,保护隐私,就不说了,传说离Bellexx不远。

各有配偶,都在同一堂口。

被别人撞见了。当事人正深刻忏悔中 (保密工作失败,下次注意不要在公众场合,也影响质量和效果阿)。当然,可以想象,有些人深刻郁闷中。

据传,周日开会,同修姊妹听说后肝肠寸断痛哭流涕(??),场面一度十分感人/失控/莫名其妙。

中国古人讲
近水楼台先得月

回头我高兴也办一个堂,就叫 “得月堂”,自认总堂堂主兼副堂主,主牧羊。找几个擅长忽悠的哥们去发动群众起来崇拜我自己或者我爹。
 
本着一切为了群众,一切相信群众,一切依靠群众的原则,坚持从群众中来,到群众中去的方针,下大力气狠抓姐妹(优先)兄弟(稍带)的发展壮大工作。
 
我堂干部要深切领会友堂和敌堂发动群众的一些先进经验,概括起来说就是三个一
 
一开始要温情脉脉,欲擒故纵;
一上钩要威逼利诱,穷追不舍;
一搞定要严防死守,人尽其用;

我们的主要手段就是教导你们这些群众做人的道理,比如你们生来就有罪(这个实在是太有创意了,佩服中),爱看帅哥靓女也有罪,当然不信我和我爹是你们最大的罪。
 
总之一句话就是你们统统都是傻x, 赶快求我对你进行精神拯救和肉体拯救(massage)。
 
罪人乙:(怯怯的略微害羞的六神无主科)“大师,您到是喷呐!” (请参考侯耀文相声 “口吐莲花”)

然后,(此处省去512字),然后也后悔不迭,然后自己发个文说一时把持不住,云云。不保证以后就能把持的住吆。当然,除非

引刀成一快
不负中年鸟

远志明:你不传播福音你就有祸

偶然机会看了这位牛仁(了解6/4的同志知道他吧,河殇撰稿人之一)的2001讲演录象。幸好没看完,不然
 
1。 我的lcd电视可能会被击碎
2。我的健康状况可能短时间内显著恶化
 
著名的一句话:你不传播主的福音你就有祸了!
 
 
 
牛X!
 
 
翻译:你从事任何的生产劳动,都不如我挨这儿唧唧歪歪牛X。 并且你有可能要倒霉了。
 
这不是赤裸裸的威胁吗? 到底谁倒霉,“兔子,等着瞧!”