May 14
Brian陪Meg去参加Prom, 喝了点酒,正好遇到Connie(金发小美女)来奚落Meg:
Connie D'Amico:
You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here so you're gonna have to leave, but Brian can stay.
Brian Griffin:
You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie D'Amico:
Excuse me?
Meg Griffin:
Brian let’s just go.
Brian Griffin:
No, no, no hang on, hang on. You see Connie, you're popular because you
developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and
now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you
see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization
that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out,
chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's
that? Am I in the ballpark?