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June 22 Family Guy - Doctor Tells Peter the Terrible NewsScripts:
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy? Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month. Peter: What? Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you. Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh? Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month. Peter/Lois: Argh! Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die... Peter: Argh! Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts. Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?! Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer. Lois: Oh my goodness! Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought. Peter/Lois: Oh! Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out. Lois: What?! Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now- Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy? Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat. May 14 Funny Quote of Brian The Dog in 'Family Guy'Brian陪Meg去参加Prom, 喝了点酒，正好遇到Connie（金发小美女）来奚落Meg:
Connie D'Amico: You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here so you're gonna have to leave, but Brian can stay. Brian Griffin: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. Connie D'Amico: Excuse me? Meg Griffin: Brian let’s just go. Brian Griffin: No, no, no hang on, hang on. You see Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark? April 03 The Magnificent Seven这十来年，说起电影原声音乐（original score），大牛当然是众望所归的John Williams.
在John Willaims以前，原声音乐大牛则是Elmer Bernstein（我也是刚刚研究了一下才知道的）。大部分电影都没看过。
下面是The Magnificent Seven的主题音乐。应该都听到过的。 电影的中文翻译名称是 “豪勇七蛟龙”。
March 31 征集回答 假设现在有一个机会， 你付费10万美元给某个机构（比如“回到未来”的疯子教授）， 就可以时光倒流， 带着你现在的大脑内容， 年龄减去N岁，身体年轻N年， 回到你上高一那一年，重新经历高考，上学等等。 你愿意嘛？ March 21 90年代之三： Michael Jackson第一次看到Michael Jackson的MTV是在高中的校电视台，记不清哪一个了。其后大学期间，陆陆续续了解更多。90年代中，商场里卖音响的部门经常用Dangeous, Black and White, Thriller来作为演示音乐。当时绝对震撼。必须承认，似乎男生对他更偏爱一些，当然当时正在谈恋爱的男生除外—Michael Learns to Rock更适合恋爱中的人。 个人觉得Michael Jackson的歌有两个方面特别出众：一是强烈的节奏感；崔健说节奏是音乐的生命。我觉得节奏就是音乐最本质的那股“劲”。二是配器混音，有高人制作当然这个不会差。当然，看MTV时你会自然注意到他的舞蹈、太空漫步，也是极牛的。King of Pop Music 不是浪得虚名。 最近拿出History专辑听，还是非常的好。心知肚明，怀旧情绪很大程度上影响了对他的音乐的解读。可是，这不正是好的音乐的魅力所在吗？
下面是完整的 History 的音频。网上的MTV视频都没有歌曲开头的作为背景的历史资料片段，其实也是很有意思的。 Every day create your history 每一天你创造你的历史，每条你选择的道路都是你留下的遗迹。。。 "HISTORY" Michael Jackson
How many people have to cry Every day create your history Let's harmonize all around the world Every day create your history A soldier dies
March 12 90年代 之二： 《渴望》现在说起刘慧芳，身边可能没多少人知道了。中国第一部大型室内剧《渴望》，完全是北京电视剧艺术中心的几位侃爷聚众看山神哨出来的。有说法说郑乾龙还是王朔说咱们一定得整一个女主角让全中国人民心目中妇女美好品质都集中到她一个人身上，让后再让她特别倒霉特别不幸以赚取观众的眼泪和关注。这个女主角就是刘慧芳，张凯丽演的。
 50集当时有多少人能从头看到尾呢？少说千万吧。火爆程度骇人听闻。
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